Had a few slips of the tongue over the last few weeks. I accidentally said:
"Please make sure your carry on bags are stoned....stowed." Heh, I was doing pretty good and not laughing at myself, but these two business men in the front row could not stop laughing. It was the funniest thing they ever heard! About a sentence later, I started laughing and then dropped the PA phone.
"Once the engines are on we'll get it warmer up in here." I don't know where the "up" came from, but I thought it was funny. I don't know if anyone else noticed.
Two weeks ago, I told my pilots that I thought it was be more interesting if they would say "Prepare for lift-off" or "blast-off" instead of "departure." Well I was flying with the same guys this week and apparently they remembered because before one flight I heard. "Jamie please prepare for blast-off." It made me the most happy, and the passengers at least noticed, or some did.
Passenger of the week: Some crazy guy gets on my plane and tells me that he's a retired 747 captain. Then he continues to say something along the lines of: But the drug dealers were getting to my managers and attacking them so I got out of it. Uh....what?? Smile and nod. So I don't know if he was ever a CA and is now just crazy, or just plain crazy. He's sitting in row 2. His wife is with him, but pretty much ignores him. Before we leave he asks who makes our plane. I tell him, then he asks if they have any relation to another manufacturer. They do, so he at least knows something. During pushback he goes, "We're in reverse! What a great idea!" Anyone who ever flew a plane should know they don't have reverse...
During taxi he is shouting questions at me over the people in between us. It's usually really hard for me to hear people because I'm sitting by the door, but I can hear him pretty well, which means probably everyone else can too. "Are you having fun? You have to have fun at this job. I always made sure my girls had fun, all 19 of them (that's about 7 too many by the way). You should smile, you're having fun!" Oh My....leave me alone! I don't just sit there and smile at work, constantly. I'll think about starting though.
He got off the plane without his briefcase, shook my hand on the way out. His wife left without him. People were telling me that he forgot his stuff. It took a minute to get his attention. I said, "Maybe he'll realize in a minute." Someone responds, "Probably not..."
Drug dealers???